Heard at Gatwick Airport earlier this week:
“This is an announcement for passengers arriving from Algiers. We are terribly sorry to inform you that we have found a cockroach investation in the luggage hold of the aircraft. As we have to fumigate the hold first, there will be a delay of about an hour before your bags arrive on the carousel.”
Presumably the reason given for any shortage of catering on board was a plague of locusts.
via FlyerTalk
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